My flat is filled with trinkets, lots of odd pieces that look out of place. That particular setup has benefited me because my sex toys can be displayed without anyone noticing or mistaking it as part of the decor. Being sentimental and loving keepsak...

I may not have a fanny like the one that the real girls have but at least, I have gigantic thrupney bits that will surely give blokes the satisfaction they need. I am also confident that my sweet ass is already enough to make any bloke cum.

I do read helpful books that talk about how to please a man, what he really wants in bed, where to touch a man to give him a stiffy and such. Other times, I spend my time lounging on the sofa while starkers.

I have pretty high standards when it comes to blokes I flirt around with. Always have to make sure that I get the best in every aspect of my life. A dishy lad with a good sense of humour and high sexual appetite would fit the bill for me.

Don’t be fooled by my pretty face nor by my gigantic jubblies. I may look so pretty and sexy but I just wanted to say I have a John Thomas down there. Yes, I’m not an actual real woman when it comes to the physical characteristics but I know in m...