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Some of my mates tell me that my eyes are the most beautiful thing they have ever seen in their life. They tell me that they feel like they are melting every time I look at them. I am not sure whether they are just teasing me or telling the truth. Wh...

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I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.