Drunk shagging is good when both of you are not plastered, just tipsy enough to lose some inhibitions. Not clumsy enough to stumble into bed, rather we take our time to savour how the other tastes like.

Just wanted to say that I’m lonely right now so it would be nice if there’s a bloke here who’s willing to cheer me up. Don’t worry because once you cheer me up, I’m gonna do everything in my power to cheer you up as well through my own litt...

A simple smile from me will make the tiny hairs of a bloke's body rise in attention. I have plenty of dark thoughts swirling through my head, all I need right now is a fit body to press up against. No rest when it comes to me, I'll only sleep peacefu...

Sometimes, people mistake me for a real woman and I don’t have any problem with that. In fact, I love it. Anyway, I may have a knob down here but I guarantee that I could still make you chuffed as if I’m a real lady.

Nothing makes me feel better than having a nice lad who can ecstatically stimulate my senses with his mouth. I'm excited to be with that kind of man who won't turn me down if I want to go back-to-back.