I may not have a fanny like the one that the real girls have but at least, I have gigantic thrupney bits that will surely give blokes the satisfaction they need. I am also confident that my sweet ass is already enough to make any bloke cum.

This sadness is killing me already and it would really be nice if I get to find a dishy lad who can save me and who can make me chuffed again. I don’t really have any particular kind of lad in mind because I’m known to get along well with anyone ...

My two amazing holes are deeply aching for something beautiful that will give them chills to the bone. I'll give you a hint. That "something beautiful" must be unusual. If you've got a bright idea, send me a message right away.

The kind of foreplay that has my toes curling is when my partner takes time to worship not just my cock, but as well as my baps. Sucking, nipping, and pulling on my nipples as I'm being stroked just makes me go barmy with need.

I am not looking for someone dashing or handsome. For me, the real worth of a man is not seen through his face or his muscles, but on the size of his cock. I mean, can a lad even call himself a man if he has below the average penis?