My life has been full of hard cheese these couple of years. I am not sure if luck has abandoned my side or whatnot. I hope that there is a lad out there who can turn my life around and give me the lucky charm I needed to make my days better.

I may not be the perfect lass you've seen out there, but one thing's for sure. I'm going to awaken that sex drive of yours. I'll be an experience and a memory you'll never want to forget for the rest of your life.

Here's something that might excite you. My ass is now open for business. If you want to try out what this tight booty has to offer, send me your resume with the funniest joke you know. Short-listed applicants will then be interviewed through chat.

I am looking for a nice lad who loves walking on the beach while basking under the fading light of the sunset. My mates always make fun of me because of my romantic taste. They tell me that no man can pass my cringe standards. However, I still have s...

Men who dare to hurt a lady is nothing but a weak coward who needs to beat someone just to feel powerful. A proper lad knows that being strong means knowing how to take care of his lady. I am looking for a man like that.