How to make me smile? Well, I love hearing jokes that are vaguely naughty. Watching stand up comedy is how I spend all my free time, I find them hilarious. It would be nice to find a man who can make me laugh and smile, especially when I need to the ...

Learning different styles to pleasure my partner by reading blogs and watching videos. Having a drink with nice men in pubs that play good music. Staying at my lush garden to receive the warmth of the sun.

Running from who you truly are is like escaping from your own shadow. I tried living a decent life by refraining from partying and getting laid. However, it went downhill and made me more miserable than ever. What can I do? I'm a player who wants coc...

Having such a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting. If you are looking for a lass who enjoys bantering and very rough fucking, then I'd be more than happy to fulfill your demands.

Never content with just one round of shagging, it has to be at least three before I would be okay with going to bed. The lustful flames within me are never extinguished, all I need is a few strokes and I'd be ready to give, receive, or both.