Beside chocolates, my favourite dessert would have to be a fit bloke's prick covered with whipped cream. I'd even go as far as saying that I'd skip the meal just to have a taste of him faster. Does that sound exciting?

Looking for someone who'll water my bumhole in the sexiest way. I haven't been jackhammered lately, so my bum is thirsty of your string of pearls. If you're free, please leave me a message that'll instantly make me wet. And I'll make sure to get back...

I always felt trapped in my body when I was younger but now I am finally free! I am a fun loving person and always game for new adventures. Dancing is a talent of mine and you'd be surprised at how I take advantage of that fact in the bedroom.

How I unwind? Best bet it involves having a good soak in the bath, accompanied by a glass of chilled champagne and my favourite toys-- yes, I mean toys. I always feel refreshed and ready for a good night's sleep after that.

The only thing that I wish right now is to stumble upon someone who is willing to dirty chat with me all night long or until I am pleased enough to release my baby batter. It has been long since I became sexually pleased in bed so I hope to find that...